Peyton Manning Savagly Roasts Kevin Durant
2-time Superbowl champion Peyton Manning got to open up the ESPYS last night. He did not mince matters and was taking shots at a whole lot of athletes and teams.
His best joke of the night was aimed at Kevin Durant, who was not having any of it, and reacted accordingly.
Manning’s punchline was:
“Our gymnastics team was so dominant that Kevin Durant told me he wants to play for them next year.
I gotta tell you, I don’t think you’d start for that team, Kevin… Russell Westbrook, what do you think?”
Durant joke… pic.twitter.com/Xi7idHbWVi
— ✶ Ⓜ️𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕦𝕤 ▶️ ✶ (@_MarcusD2_) July 13, 2017
Durant, who is more than annoyed by people bringing up him signing with the Warriors as a weak move, was not impressed.
Kevin Durant is not impressed… #ESPYS pic.twitter.com/SAsNYOErvd
— ESPYS (@ESPYS) July 13, 2017
Only two days ago, Kevin Durant told ESPN:
“I didn’t go to Golden State to make my life easier everyday. I haven’t stopped getting up at 8:30 to be the 1st on the court, to walk into a game & be satisfied with scoring 20 & shooting 30%. I can’t stand when people discredit the work. I did that. Don’t take it away from me.”
The internet world though, loved it.
"Sir, that's going to be $1.50 extra for guac" pic.twitter.com/QIUkacO9NE
— Andrew Carter (@AC_TwoCircles) July 13, 2017
Mama Durant even knows KD got roasted. Daaaaaamn son. pic.twitter.com/7lYhCP6tBJ
— Adam (@AdamJoseph____) July 13, 2017
When mom invites your ex GF to the BBQ pic.twitter.com/CWaTQL5EDa
— Andrew Hammond (@ahammALDC) July 13, 2017
When everyone told you it was a casual event so you show up in a tshirt. #ESPYS pic.twitter.com/GdDHHIBZaF
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) July 13, 2017
When you wanna laugh out loud but the situation doesn't allow for it. pic.twitter.com/WqiYDnZ02L
— Adam (@AdamJoseph____) July 13, 2017