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Angry Knicks Fan Is Auctioning Off His Fanhood On Ebay
If you like your team to be successful, if you like watching amazing basketball, if you like to follow the playoffs, and if you like your team to contend, then there are definitely better franchises for you to be a fan of than the New York Knicks.
It’s been five seasons since the Knicks last reached the playoffs and 45 (FORTY-FIVE!!!!!!!!) years since they won a title. It may sound harsh, but the Knicks have basically had no success in this millennium. Nontheless, they have one of the biggest and greatest fan bases in the American sports world. Kudos to all the fans who stuck with their team even though they’ve been horrible for the better part of the past 10 years.
One fan though has had enough and is auctioning off his New York Knicks fandom on eBay, he will become a fan of the winning bidder’s choosing. The funny thing is, people are actually bidding and as of today, the current top bid stands at over $3,000. He put in so much time and effort in detailing the history of his love/hate relationship with the Knicks that it actually is amazing.
I hate the Knicks. I love the Knicks, but I hate the Knicks. Die-hard New York Knicks fan. My childhood room is still filled with posters from the 90’s, the good ole glory days. And not just Ewing, LJ, Houston, I’m talking Rick Brunson NYK articles cut-out, laminated, and still in what is now basically a museum. Pictures of me at 13-years old with blue & orange colored braces, that’s a tough yearbook photo, and in a Knicks collared shirt to match nonetheless! After all the ups, downs, more downs, more downs, infinite downs, I have reached my absolute breaking point. As of this moment, my New York Knicks fan-hood is officially for sale. What is included in bidding on my new fan-hood? I will honor the team of your choosing and be a fan. What does that entail?
• Root for this team whole-heartly
• Bet $500 on their team total over wins, whatever it may be. Ensuring I root for them each and every game
• Buy the NBA package to watch every game
• Buy 2 different players jersey from the team
• Attend 1 Home Game of this team (obviously I have to cover flight and lodging as well)
• Attend 1 Away Game of this team (again, a full travel package)
• Throw out my awesome Knicks trash can, replacing it with the team of your choosing
• Burn no less than 3 articles of Knicks memorabilia
• Your teams license plate casing for my car
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