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Porn Site Offers Paul Pierce $250K To For NBA Analyst Job With All The Strippers He Wants

This past weekend, former Celtics star Paul Pierce decided to share a wild party from his house, with the world on Instagram live. There were drugs and a ton of strippers, and most people already saw the inevitable coming.

And indeed, his bosses over at Disney didn’t feel that his actions are something they’d like to be associated with, so they released Pierce of all his ESPN duties.

Since Pierce basically is now unemployed, porn site Cam Soda has reached out to him to offer an interesting job. Pierce would be able to continue doing exactly what he already was – be an NBA analyst – only that he can be with as many strippers as he would like.

That’s some great marketing by the adult site…

Dear Paul Pierce,

I saw the news that you have parted ways with ESPN after you posted a video to social media of yourself with exotic dancers.

Being that you are now unemployed, I would like to extend you a position at CamSoda as our first-ever “NBA Analyst.” As our NBA Analyst, you would be required to stream yourself live on our platform every week night and discuss happenings around the NBA. Inside the NBA be damned.

Here at CamSoda, we champion exotic dancers, cam girls and sex workers. We would be more than happy to accommodate your penchant for women and you’d be free to stream with them while they twerk in the background and more.

We’d be willing to extend you an offer of up to $250,000.

Get in touch with me and we can discuss details and hopefully reach an agreement.

Sincerely,

Daryn Parker
CamSoda Vice President

CamSoda