A Song For Kobe, “Kobe” (Can’t Feel My Face Parody) 

NBA writer Nick Angstadt came up with this awesome song! I can’t get it out of my head anymore.

Lyrics:

Ever since 1996 my world just ain’t the same
Charlotte traded a young high school stud, and ‘The Logo‘ took the bait
After two years on the bench, Phil came and finally found a way
Shaq & Kobe, three in row

That’s when we discovered the Mamba
Championship banners he hung
All-Star teams he made ’em, don’t doubt it
He’s the greatest Laker, that we’ve ever known

I always say Kobe when I shoot
In the laundry, in the trash can
Turn around fadeaway, bucket’s good
Just like Mamba, age like Vino

Then they traded Shaq so he could win some titles on his own
So he changed from 8 to 24 but still remains the GOAT
But not before droppin’ 81 that night in Toronto
Pau & Kobe, two more

Now we say goodbye to the Mamba
Thank him for the memories we’ve had
He’s a hall of famer, regardless
He’s the greatest Laker, that we’ve ever known