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Anthony Davis got Jokes: “Dream Job: NBA player looking for personal assistant”

Anthony Davis put a job offer on craigslist New Orleans, and it is funny as hell.

It reads:

Looking for someone to help me out so I can focus on getting ready for the season.

Job duties include:

Dry cleaning runs
Meeting with fans and doing media interviews
Some ball skills preferred, but not required
Able to move around town and keep a low profile
Preferably 6′ 5″ or taller; good dresser
Unibrow or heavy eyebrows a plus. Please send photos.

Thanks,

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So, unless you’re 6’5″ or taller and have a unibrow, you won’t be able to become Davis’ Doppelganger. Reading the offer, I thought “being injury prone is a plus” was missing.

To all people who want to apply for the job and don’t get that this is a joke. THIS IS A JOKE!